1. The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her clit.
2. When we say we want you to get in touch with your feminine side, we really mean you need to touch our clit.
3. When we ask you if we look fat, it really means "Can you see my clit?"
4. We'd love to meet your mom. Right after we introduce you to our clit.
5. Diamonds are forever, but touching our clit can buy you two or three years.
6. When we tell you, "We're not communicating," it really means you're not touching our clit.
7. We'd be happy to buy our own damn drinks if you touched our clit.
8. When we say, "Harder! Harder!" that means "Take it out and touch my clit."
9. The fact that women make seventy-five cents to every man's dollar won't bother us as long as you touch our clit.
10. "Go have boys' night out" really means "I'll stay home and touch my clit."