"rasfoiam" electronic esquire varianta internationala si am gasit niste chestii foarte tari pe care cred ca trebuie sa vi le impartasesc. (mai ales barbatilor). enjoy!1. The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her clit.
2. When we say we want you to get in touch with your feminine side, we really mean you need to touch our clit.
3. When we ask you if we look fat, it really means "Can you see my clit?"
4. We'd love to meet your mom. Right after we introduce you to our clit.
5. Diamonds are forever, but touching our clit can buy you two or three years.
6. When we tell you, "We're not communicating," it really means you're not touching our clit.
7. We'd be happy to buy our own damn drinks if you touched our clit.
8. When we say, "Harder! Harder!" that means "Take it out and touch my clit."
9. The fact that women make seventy-five cents to every man's dollar won't bother us as long as you touch our clit.
10. "Go have boys' night out" really means "I'll stay home and touch my clit."
http://www.esquire.com/women/10-things-you-dont-know-about-women/ESQ0903-SEP_10THINGS#ixzz0KUdl7WGM&D1. Never wear skinny jeans. Looking like a fourteen-year-old girl with a summer squash down her pants is not sexy.
2. You know what we find really sexy? When you write a thank-you note. That's right, baby, address it to Aunt Marilyn.
3. Using the words nut and sack together in a sentence should be avoided at all costs.
4. The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack.
5. Spare us from having to wear something we hate with a smile and just get us a gift card to Bergdorf's or Barneys. For at least five hundred bucks.
6. Please don't take your mother to help pick out jewelry for us, especially an engagement ring. Thinking of my future mother-in-law standing in for me is not sexy. In fact, it's a little creepy.
7. Our relationship with gay men is sacred. We talk dirty to them, we grab their asses, they grab our boobs, we say "I love you" all the time, and they can wear skinny jeans. Don't try to compete with that.
8. I have never met a woman who has tried one of those "ways-to-drive-your-man-wild-in-bed" lists from a magazine. Those are written for the women reading them to get off. At the dentist's office. Or in the checkout line at the grocery store.
9. If you want to get laid, don't take us out for a three-hour, ten-course tasting menu. All we want to do after that is put on your boxers and a T-shirt and watch TV. On a special night, screw first.
10. I know we're all busy, but let's avoid scheduling sex. When we start thinking about our night like, At 5:00 p.m., he's going to put it in me....Actually, that sounds kind of sexy.
http://www.esquire.com/women/10-things-you-dont-know-about-women/kathryn-hahn-0109#ixzz0KUdwPBR1&D1. When you have a perfect body, we wonder how much time you spend on yourself.
2. Even if we've only been dating a few weeks, don't introduce us as your "lady friend" -- or that's exactly what we'll become.
3. When we use your bathroom (really use it), we consider you to be "the one."
4. Things we do not want to find in your medicine cabinet: self-tanning lotion, your ex-girlfriend's tampons, live ammunition.
5. The only acceptable men's wrist accessory is one that tells time.
6. When a guy sends us a text, we analyze everything, down to the punctuation. "Did he really use an umlaut? He must be smart!"
7. If you think we like the word
panties, you've been watching too much porn.
8. Ditto
titty and
moist. 9. The only reason we accept for your following a rock band on tour is that you are actually a member of that band.
10. Don't wink. Never wink.
1. Wedding rings need to be sparkly to remind us not to have sex with other people.
2. Completely shaving your genitals does not make them look bigger. It just makes you look gayer.
3. And if you do shave it all off, fair warning is essential. Otherwise, it’s as startling as a hairless cat jumping out of your pants. And no one looks sexy being startled in the nude.
4. Murdering someone because he snores should be admissible in a court of law.
5. We hate baby showers as much as you assume a sane person would.
6. After being married, hearing “You’re hot!” from a total stranger means a hundred times more than hearing it from your husband.
7. If teenage boys knew that no matter what they look like, knowing how to dance will get them laid at every wedding they attend in their twenties, cotillions would be wait-list only.
8. We don’t understand your fascination with boobs, but we’re happy you have it.
9. A rebound relationship has only one true purpose: Just be interesting enough to keep me from having sex with my ex.
10. We love that you are reading this to learn more about us. You’re adorable.
http://www.esquire.com/women/10-things-you-dont-know-about-women/andrea-savage-0808#ixzz0KUeSORJv&D 1. Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms.
2. Wait, let me rephrase that so there’s no confusion: multiple orgasms.
3. We want you to be true to yourselves. And to us. And not necessarily in that order.
4. No man should ever purchase anything called Follicare. If you’re going bald, then go bald and try to be proud.
5. The secret to getting out of trouble with your girlfriend is being funny. A funny man can be forgiven for anything. (Exceptions: cheating and comb-overs.)
6. We don’t find cigarettes sexy unless they’re in black-and-white movies or dangling from the lips of twenty-year-old Italian men.
7. The vagina is a birth canal. The vulva is a gold mine.
8. The only man who can pull off twelve different kinds of breakfast cereal is Jerry Seinfeld.
9. It might seem strange, but every now and then, check out your backside in the mirror. If you don’t like what you see, chances are we feel the same.
10. The women of the world want you to know that the clitoris is about an inch from where you think it is.
